to Pee...or not to Pee.....

Guys is it me or do you just hate when you are at a urinal and a guy comes up and use the urinal next to you and starts talking to you. I am like dude, I am at my weakest moment and you are talking to me. I hate it, let me pee in peace and talk to me when we get out. Or while he is talking to you he is looking at you, keep your eye on the prize man. The restroom is not social hour I am here for a reason and when that reason is done I am gone. Time for social hour should not be in the restroom. I especially hate it when you are at the urinal and the guy next to you lets one loose. Can you be more embarrassed for him and yourself? I understand the restroom may be the place for that but come on, while you are standing next to someone, NO. Do it when you come into the restroom or when no one is next to you. Not when your poor victim can not escape your stench. Going into the restroom does not throw out all rules of etiquette nor is it a place to chit chat. If you must talk do it while you are washing your hands not staring at a guy peeing. I mean the rest room is not the break room, I understand guys do feel the need to say something to the guys next to them when they walk in the restroom to be polite or whatever. It is not rude to walk in, do your business and walk out; completely fine. With all the different mean of communicating we have now, the restroom is not one of them.